Couch Ate Me!

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I was fat bitch of 90's. I was watching some TITanic with my 2 best friends, and they were Coca Cola & MCdolan's burgers.
Then Jeff came over and he said: Want to ride with my cock? Then we started making out for 666 minutes and then Jeff leaved and he throwed his sperm at my face.
I started crying and i bought 666 coca colas and drinked them and cryed to coca colas. Then I raped couple coca colas in the same couch. 
My couch was full of coca cola, because i had cola orgy. Couch started crying all of the sudden. He cryed blood or kool aid im not sure.
Then i satted on the couch and badly enough it crushed my neck and throwed me to window. I had lots of glass in my pussy and then le couche pulled me to his mouth and my room had that much coca cola than blood in every HTF episode.
Then Couch got diabetes and died to it.